Monthly Archives: December 2007

If I had a dollar for every night I couldn’t sleep…

I could buy a million locks and finally read a book in peace. I was really hoping that yesterday’s physical exertion would cause me to just pass right out. That’s what people always say, isn’t it? “Exercise more, you’ll be … Continue reading

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I get nervous in social situations, motherfucker

Everyday Normal Guy Rap Song on FunnyOrDie.com

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