Monthly Archives: December 2004

Here’s a huge update on what went on the past few days. CJ and I didn’t actually leave for Lexington until close to 11. After work Tuesday, I went and dropped off my car at the Shell station so they … Continue reading →

…I’m leaving for Hollywood. Tonight. … Everything’s all set. We’ve booked a hotel room. We have directions, check in numbers, and wardrobe directions. We leave tonight for stardom. I’ll be selling bottles of my urine on eBay this summer.

I’m off to court. My lawyer is optimistic, but still. Wish me luck. Edit: The verdict? The judge disregarded the fact that my speed sensor was off by 11 mph and found me guilty. 90 days in jail, suspended on … Continue reading →

ANNOUNCEMENT All who call me friend, take heed. I am going to be in a movie. A Steven Spielberg movie. A Steven Spielberg movie starring Tom Cruise. Yes, this movie. Who wants to touch me? CJ will also be in … Continue reading →