Monthly Archives: June 2004

I guess they forgot I was here.

I was just nearly killed. Apparently, I’m the last one in the building at work. Whoever has lockup tonight didn’t check my office upstairs and set the alarm. So two cops just come running up the stairs, guns drawn, yelling … Continue reading

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OH SNAP

I TIED MY OWN TIE I GUESS I DON’T NEED TO KILL MYSELF NOW SINCE I CAN TIE A TIE AND AM THUS WORTHY OF LIFE.

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